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Episodes

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Nov. 28, 2023

Mommie Dearest - Christina! Bring Me the Axe!

AKA Faye Dunaway Absolutely Loses Her Mind
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Oct. 6, 2023

IASASCY Rewind: I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

We've been taking a little bit of a break here at I'm A Sophisticate and So Can You, but in honor of Banned Books Week, we wanted to rewind time to our first book episode, in which we discussed one of the most frequently challenged and banned books in the United States: "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" by Maya Angelou. This episode contains explicit language, as well as discussions of sexual violence. Co-Hosts: Sydney Painter and Anthony Pinggera Theme music by Dana Wilentz. If you enjoyed ...
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Aug. 14, 2023

Barbie - Now I Am Become Ken, Destroyer of Worlds

Hi, Barbie! It's Barbenheimer, and we're here celebrating the first billion-dollar female-directed blockbuster: Barbie! Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie continue their streak of creating excellent entertainment while also challenging the Kendom that is our current hellscape reality. We discuss the exquisite needle drops, the brilliant acting, paddle hands, and the fact that, at the end of the day, we're both just Weird Barbie. This episode contains explicit language. Co-Hosts: Sydney Painter and...
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July 15, 2023

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (ft. Arie Levine) - Post-It Notes and Scoliosis

On this, our fortieth episode, we bring back our first returning guest, friend of the pod (and Anthony's wife) Arie Levine, to discuss one of the most unabashedly bizarre movies of the 1990s: The Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino comedy "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion." It's the story of two women being ashamed that they're living lives that any millennial would kill for! But also high school bullying trauma? With a dream ballet? We don't know, y'all; a lot happens in this Loose Ninety. This...
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May 30, 2023

Gremlins & the Goonies - Screaming Children and Wet Puppets

After our lengthy deep dive into Dolly Parton, we decided to give ourselves a well-deserved break by watching *checks notes* the two loudest movies on the face of the Earth, both of which--spoiler alert--were written by Chris Columbus, the director of Home Alone, which was good, and the first two "Harry Potter" movies, which were...less so. First up, we have the unexpected Christmas family/black comedy/horror/wet puppet romp Gremlins. Then, we watch the most star-studded cast of '80s tweens scre...
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May 12, 2023

Dolly Parton, Part 2 - The Light of a Clear Blue Morning

We return with a vengeance for the second part of our first (intentional) two-parter as we cover the last twenty-five years of Dolly Parton's oeuvre. Topics of discussion include the Kenny G-ification of '90s music, Dolly's changing relationship with the divine, and the weird right-wing 2003 time capsule that is "For God And Country." Strap in, folks: this Backwoods Barbie is about to get weird with it. This episode contains explicit language, as well as brief discussions of violence, including...
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April 24, 2023

Dolly Parton, Part 1 - In the Good Old Days (When Times Were Bad)

On our first planned two-part series, we do "the Full Waits" on an icon, legend, and one of our favorite people who we know very little about: Dolly Parton! With over forty studio albums released over the last forty-five years, we simply could not cover the entire scope of Dolly's career in one episode. In our first part, we cover Dolly's debut, her rise to fame with Porter Wagoner, and of course, the day that she wrote both "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You." This episode contains explicit ...
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April 7, 2023

Titanic - There Was Room on the Door!

Why Are You Like This? Ep. 3
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March 23, 2023

The Terminator & Terminator 2: Judgment Day - Hasta La Vista, Bay-Bee!

Brush off your endoskeletons and spin up those time machines, because we're doing a double-feature of classic Arnold Schwarzenegger/James Cameron sci-fi action movies: 1984's "The Terminator" and 1991's "Terminator 2: Judgment Day"! Eight-year-old Anthony is dying of happiness. As it turns out, these two movies are much more different than we expected. One has also stood the test of time to be one of the most influential and beloved action movies ever made, while the other is a slasher movie wit...
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March 8, 2023

Boogie Nights and Pixies - Except the Little Fish!

Sometimes, the art of the past should stay in the past. This week, we listened to the band without whom the best music of the Nineties would not exist: Pixies! Does a groundbreaking band still feel fresh and new 35 years later? We certainly aim to find out. Then, we sit down for a viewing of the movie that made Paul Thomas Anderson a household name, that paen to the adult film industry of the 1970s, Boogie Nights! Is it possible to hate something more than we hated "Chinatown"? We certainly aim ...
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Feb. 22, 2023

Star Wars, the Original Trilogy Part 2 - ...It's A Space Station!

Having fixed their part one whoopsie-doodle, Anthony and Sydney return for the second part of their two-part discussion of "Star Wars" Episodes IV through VI. This episode contains graphic language, as well as discussions of violence. Co-Hosts: Sydney Painter and Anthony Pinggera Theme music by Dana Wilentz. If you enjoyed the show, don't forget to leave a rating, review, and/or subscribe wherever you catch your pods! If you leave us a review, we'll be sure to read it on the air in a future ...
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Feb. 7, 2023

Star Wars, the Original Trilogy Part 1 - That's No Moon...

Cue John Williams and start the opening title crawl, because this week, Sydney cops to a BIG hole in her knowledge: the original "Star Wars" trilogy! Anthony, as a lifelong Star Wars nerd, is scandalized. So scandalized, in fact, that they accidentally didn't record the last half of the podcast episode and now this has to be a two-parter! Whoopsie-doodle. This episode contains graphic language, as well as discussions of violence. Co-Hosts: Sydney Painter and Anthony Pinggera Theme music by Da...
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Jan. 24, 2023

John Wick & Paramore

Happy 2023, y'all! We're back from our holiday break with our thirtieth episode. This time, we're sitting down to watch our third Keanu Reeves movie: John Wick! Then, we spin up the prodigies of pop punk, Paramore! This episode contains graphic language, as well as discussions of violence, including violence against animals. Co-Hosts: Sydney Painter and Anthony Pinggera Theme music by Dana Wilentz. If you enjoyed the show, don't forget to leave a rating, review, and/or subscribe wherever you...
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Dec. 13, 2022

Nina Simone and North By Northwest

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life, and we're feeling good. This week, we talk about Nina Simone, a woman whose work is so influential and so singular that even though she's beloved, she's still underrated! Then, we sit down to discuss the wild, Hitchcockian mistaken-identity caper "North By Northwest"! This episode contains explicit language and brief discussions of violence, including violence against women. This episode contains explicit language, as well as discussions of dea...
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Nov. 29, 2022

Rent (ft. Arie Levine)

Seasons of Love
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Nov. 1, 2022

Halloween (1978) (with Anthony Bellantoni)

How better to celebrate Halloween than by releasing an episode on (the day after) Halloween about the archetypical slasher movie, Halloween? If you think of anything, don't tell us, because this is what we've got. To give us horror newbs a hand, we called in friend of the pod and horror movie aficionado Anthony Bellantoni to help us place this classic film in the cosmic canon. This episode contains explicit language and discussions of graphic violence. Co-Hosts: Sydney Painter and Anthony Ping...
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Oct. 18, 2022

Psycho & Alien

From Ridley Scott to Alfred Hitchcock, we're continuing our celebration of Spooky Season with our first two-movies episode! First, we watched the film that started the slasher genre (and one of Anthony's favorite movies) and made the Bates Motel a household name, "Psycho." Then, we head for the farthest reaches of deep space for the science fiction masterpiece, "Alien." Toilets! Facehuggers! Plot-armored cats?! This episode has everything. This episode contains explicit language, as well as dis...
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Oct. 4, 2022

Lady Gaga and the Chromatica Ball

Why Are You Like This?
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Sept. 20, 2022

Metallica & Run Lola Run

From the streets of nineties Berlin to the biggest heavy metal band in the world, we're bringing the intensity! This week, we cover the titans of thrash metal and bestselling band of the 1990s, Metallica! Then we dive into time loops and money heists with the relentlessly German "Run Lola Run".
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Sept. 6, 2022

The Mummy (with Cate Osborn)

Ooh, baby, do we have a special episode for all of you! We're sitting down with ADHD advocate/sex educator/TTRPG player/fellow queer millennial Cate Osborn to discuss the 1999 cinematic movie masterpiece, The Mummy. Cate might just be the internet's foremost expert on The Mummy franchise, so hold on to your butts; just like Imhotep, this episode is real juicy!
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Aug. 23, 2022

Marvin Gaye & Napoleon Dynamite

Some art is so of-the-moment that looking back on it even a few years later can be confusing and disappointing. Some art ascends the era of its making to become timeless. On this episode, we deal with both. First, it's the indie comedy that made Jon Heder a star and made every teenage boy in 2004 ask: does the chicken have large talons? It's "Napoleon Dynamite"! Then, we spin up the records of one of the most influential, talented, and emotionally haunted male recording artists of the twentieth century: Marvin Gaye!
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Aug. 9, 2022

Mrs. Dalloway

After our last foray into the world of literature, we were looking for a book that would really kick us in the proverbial face. Enter the mad genius Virginia Woolf and her modernist classic, "Mrs. Dalloway."